Itsy, Bitsy, Teenie, Weenie, Yellow Monokini

I don't think of myself as special, says Valory Irene, who clearly is very special in this tiny yellow monokini. "I think all women are special, and any man can make a woman feel special. I am very excited to be a SCORE Girl because I never thought of myself as a star, so it is nice to get so much attention." If Valory wore this bathing suit on a public beach, every eye would be on her. The back of the monokini slices up her ass, her nipples are barely covered, and if one were lying on the beach when Valory walked by, you'd get stunning up-views of her mega-cleavage, just like the ones the photographer is treating us to here. Then she saturates her boobs with lotion, somehow making them look even pointier than usual, before going into the pool. Not surprisingly, Valory's boobs float! "I had never noticed that before!" Valory said. "It is very funny." We're not sure funny's the word. But it's definitely very something.